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See What I Mean

For years now, my friend, Brandon Larosa and I have called each other out of the blue. We could not wait to report sightings of a funny bumper sticker, humorous sign, or mispronounced medical term. As a sign of the times, texting has become the more popular mode of communication. In reality, this is how I learned  how to text. Brandon learned long before I did, so I was forced to learn in order to respond to his messages.

Although many have been forgotten, here are some recent ones that may get a chuckle out of you.

I expect this list, like my building translator and other lists I have assembled, will grow over time. I encourage your to please help add to our list with suitable additions. Thanks in advance for your anonymous submissions.

Here are some that we have alerted each other about:

Here’s a Good One

Bumper Stickers

You don’t pray in our schools, and I won’t think in your churches.

I was born OK the first time.

Science is not a liberal conspiracy.

Visualize whirled peas

I will surrender my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands

To err is human, to arr is pirate

Now That’s a Fish

Medical Mispronunciations

  • During a brief medical interview by a firefighter “Ma’am, excuse me ma’am, what meditations are you on?”
  • Oh, I red all about it on “Wet MD”

Medical Practitioners

  • Choir-Practor
  • Aqua-puncture

Medical Conditions

Medical Terminology 101

  • Hiatus Hertia
  • Ankilitis Spondilipsia
  • Sick as hell anemia
  • Immaculate degeneration
  • Spinal mighty Jesus
  • Heel Sperms
  • Romantic Fever
  • Scapshured Fracula
  • Ingrownial Hernia
  • Burcystis
  • Pending Adema
  • Osteocirrhosis
  • Arial Fablation
  • Epoxic Brain Injury

Medical Procedures

  • Un-Biblical Surgery
  • Co-Lawn-A-Scopey
  • An acquaintance just got “Fixed last Friday”

Anatomy

Anatomical Parts

  • Tibula & Fibia
  • Esocafus
  • Anta-Cubicle Fossa
  • Rotary Cuff
  • Rotator Cup
  • Lymph Noids

Medications

  • Di-oxygen pills (Digoxin)
  • Peanut butter balls (Phenobarbital)
  • Oxymoron,” That shit is bad! I had a friend that got hooked and he lost everything.” (Oxycontin)
  • Tie-n-all (Tylenol)
  • Neospermun (Neosporin)
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