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For years now, my friend, Brandon Larosa and I have called each other out of the blue. We could not wait to report sightings of a funny bumper sticker, humorous sign, or mispronounced medical term. As a sign of the times, texting has become the more popular mode of communication. In reality, this is how I learned  how to text. Brandon learned long before I did, so I was forced to learn in order to respond to his messages.

Although many have been forgotten, here are some recent ones that may get a chuckle out of you.

I expect this list, like my building translator and other lists I have assembled, will grow over time. I encourage your to please help add to our list with suitable additions. Thanks in advance for your anonymous submissions.

Here are some that we have alerted each other about:

Bumper Stickers

You don’t pray in our schools, and I won’t think in your churches.

I was born OK the first time.

Science is not a liberal conspiracy.

Visualize whirled peas

I will surrender my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands

To err is human, to arr is pirate

Now That’s a Fish

Medical Mispronunciations

• During a brief medical interview by a firefighter “Ma’am, excuse me ma’am, what meditations are you on?”
• Oh, I red all about it on “Wet MD”

Medical Practitioners

• Choir-Practor
• Aqua-puncture

Medical Conditions

• Hiatus Hertia
• Ankilitis Spondilipsia
• Sick as hell anemia
• Immaculate degeneration
• Spinal mighty Jesus
• Heel Sperms
• Romantic Fever
• Scapshured Fracula
• Ingrownial Hernia
• Burcystis
• Pending Adema
• Osteocirrhosis
• Arial Fablation
• Epoxic Brain Injury

Medical Procedures

• Un-Biblical Surgery
• Co-Lawn-A-Scopey
• An acquaintance just got “Fixed last Friday”

Anatomical Parts

• Tibula & Fibia
• Esocafus
• Anta-Cubicle Fossa
• Rotary Cuff
• Rotator Cup
• Lymph Noids

Medications

• Di-oxygen pills (Digoxin)
• Peanut butter balls (Phenobarbital)
• Oxymoron,” That shit is bad! I had a friend that got hooked and he lost everything.” (Oxycontin)
  
• Tie-n-all (Tylenol)
• Neospermun (Neosporin)

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